January 2012
December 2011
Anonymous asked: whats ur bf's tumblr?
I WIPE MY ASS WITH SANDPAPER CAUSE IM A MUTHER...
someone please tell my bf to stopbeing so amazing...
me: ily
me: ily2
FOLLOWERS TALK TO MEE :( IM LONELY
SOMEONE COME KISS ME AT 12AM TONIGHT, FIND ME IN...
gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
my boyfriend was about to propose to me
but then he saw my nails and said they were ugly and walked away